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"Please call me Mate, I’ll be worth the short wait.
On thin ice I'm sliding, but I'm willing to skate.
I'm fit and lean, my health records are clean.
I massage and I knead, your pleasure, guaranteed.
I'm playful and fun, every race must be won.
When I'm good, I am good; when I'm bad, even better.
I think we could be friends, just like birds of a feather.
Conversations, poems, debates, even more
My time is expensive but you'll leave craving more.
Clearly I think; have a brain and can talk,
I love finding the things which make you tick like a clock!
A Comrade in need is a comrade, indeed.
I should be spanked for loving the naughty release
I'll let you in on a secret, an insider tip
To make sure our time has a puzzle piece fit:
Whether you’re a mutt, or a champion breed
Don't bite the hand that is there to help feed
I quite enjoy walking bad dogs on a leash.
Like kittens we’ll feed on life's cream so rich,
Call me your White Russian, or daddy's lil bitch!"