Interview

• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  One work related experience comes to mind. It was a work trip, Vegas. Went to a comedy show. Old venue, a hole in the wall. Comedian was alright, but I learned that the gentleman I was with has the most outrageous laugh, both the comedian on stage and patrons were dead from this collective laughter. It was an abdominal workout, never laughed that hard in my life. Was amazing 💖💖
• What should others absolutely know about you?
  The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 18-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 18, a Zoroastrian named Vilmea ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  I love a good HIIT/tabata routine mixed with some turf training and weights. Functional movements are sexy.
• How do you go that ‘extra mile' in your life?
  I feel like this is a question specific to this type of work, but I'll answer in a broader sense. I believe in giving back, and have done so with certain local and international charities. Human and animal charities. "My lifes work, she says is the impact that this has. This is not about what I produce, it is all about what others receive"~Dan Donahoo
• How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or you are more of a homebody?
  I love to travel and do so often, but that fall weather tho....☕☕
• What’s your lifestyle? What makes you who you are?
  I enjoy a balanced variety in my lifestyle; variety keeps things interesting in work/life. From travel, diet, to hobbies and work projects.
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  C8H10N4O2, H20, my OneWheel, my ♫♫ and friends ♥